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welcome to "the late show." ( cheers and applause ) thanks so much! hey! as if i have to ask-- welcome to colbert. i don't think i have to ask-- tonight? ( cheers and applause ) i'm so happy to hear that. we were talking about this before the show. there's so much stress in the world right now, what with the election, and the strife abroad. so when i feel overwhelmed by everything, like i do right now, i do this one thing-- and we talked about it the other night on the show with my good friend casey affleck. i like to go on my computer and get the live feed from the international space station. in fact, if you watched my live super bowl show, you saw me check in with astronaut scott kelly, who has been up there for almost a year.

i'm not even sure if he knows what a quesalupa is. just like the people who eat it. nod no idea. well, the space station also has cameras on the outside, which stream online in hd 24/7. i like to look at it to calm me down. it shows one majestic sight after another, like the eastern seaboard all lit up at night, the flickering lights of a thunderstorm from above, or an awe-inspiring 15 sunrises a day. which is not only beautiful but also explains why there are no vampire astronauts. ( laughter ) think about it. that's a chin stroker. imagine. imagine how peaceful it is up there, to spend all day floating in serenity. so let's just take a minute right hire and check in with the astronauts, see what's going on up there. ( laughter ) okay, i'm not sure what's happening up there.

razor, or that's scott kelly in a gorilla suit, which is really just a safety precaution for astronauts. because if charlton heston had access to gorilla suit technology, the "planet of the apes" could have had a happy ending. that's actual feed from thehe last 24 hours. bam here on earth, we have a great show for you tonight. >> oh, my god!nd applause ) oh, my god! >> stephen: i didn't realize we had the budget for that kind of technology. as i was saying, we have a great show for you tonight.film "backtrack," adrien brody is

( cheers and applause )walking dead," danaihere ladies and gentlemen. and here to explain the recent discovery of gravitational waves, theoretical physicist brian greene will be joining us. ( cheers and applause ) oh, that right there is thed of jon batiste and stay human. say hi, everybody! >> help! you gotta hide me? there behind that wall. >> thank you, thank you. >> stephen: go right over there. >> thank you! ( laughter ) the band is about to light "the late show" fuse" fuse

>> you betrayed me! damn you, colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: he's going to beaying, the band is about to kick things off, but before they do, one more thing-- a new online dating site promises to connect bernieo each other. users can swipe "left" or "far left." hen welcomes adrian brody. star danai gurira.

g jon batiste and stay human. e for "the late show with stephen colbert"! lause ) tephen: sound lovely, sound lovely. how about that band, everybody? now, jon, we have-- you haveew joining the band this week. patrick, right. patrick, you're joining us. say hi to patrick, everybody. ( cheers and applause )s-- what is that

>> this thing is called an e-wi 4,000 s. looks like something the cantina band would play in "star wars." what does it do? taste. >> stephen: what! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: you got the devil in your horn. well, thank you, patrick. thank you for being here. pat trick, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) well, folks, there are 258 more shopping days until the election and i cannot find ats me. it's all this primary weight

house!) >> we're dying! we're dying! we need money.tip: if you really want to experience that graphic, smoke an e-wi and put on side two of pink floyd's "dark side of the moon." it matches up perfectly. , of course, the big political story right now, last night the g.o.p. held their neftd caucus, and the people of vegas did who they do best they pulled the risked absolutely everything. and when it was over, it came up orange, orange, orange!nald trump won a huge victory, taking every las vegas demographic: elvis

illusionists. wait waite! wait! where did he go? no! yay! yay! how did you-- poof. and here's the real magic: trump got more votes than ted cruz and marco rubio combined. sold not have beaten him even with the classic dirty trick known as large trench coat. >> we won with evangelicals. we won with young. we won with old, we won with highly educated. we won with poorly educated! i love the poorly educated! ( laughter ) >> stephen: i bet you do.

nominee, with a real shot at being the next president, and i'm not sure if i'm horrified or like watching one of those nature documentaries where the python unhinges its jaw and slowly swallows the capybara, and then becomes president of ( laughter ) . ( cheers and applause ) but now, trump winning all these the establishment republicans to realize that trump is winning all these primaries.f the republican party is waking up to the fact that within a couple of weeks, donald trump could be unstoppable, fully in control, and the republican nominee.d trump needs to be the republican nominee is for nothing to change. >> it may be too little, too late. they waited too long. and it's almost as though, with bush's withdrawal, theyy realized, "my god.

>> stephen: yes, like many other las vegas visitors, the g.o.p. woke up this morning with aring what the hell happened last night. ( laughter ) ( applause ) shhh. shhh. shhh.carson is sleeping. shhh. wait, where did they go? ( applause ) ( laughter ) this billionaire having his way with the election is shocking and unthinkable, to the billionawith our elections. so they've formed an anti-trump superpac, which has already spent more than $3.5 million on negative ads, much of theamily that owns the chicago cubs. and we all know the cubs are synonymous with winning. ( laughter ) ( applause )

get them next year!hment republicans aren't just relying on money. they're also relying on marco rubio, a man who doesn't mind telling you he was not your first choice. ce, or in some case of some of these folks, i wasn't even their second choice. and many of them didn't want me to run. what the race is. these are the finalists. this is no time for patience. people have now realized, "look, all right, he wasn't our first choice, but now he's our best choice." >> stephen: he's just saying theg any younger, and america needs to settle. he might not be the president of your dreams, but you'll learn to love him. ( laughter )up in his powerful new campaign slogan, "marco rubio. oh, you're such a catch? ( cheers and applause )ack with

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( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. is an oscar-winning actor whose new film delves into the

't see the bird trap in the window.etween me and the dream. >> the dream is asking a question. who's pulling the string? who is it that you don't want to see, peter? >> what?ho is it in that window?brody. ( cheers and applause ) >> nice, nice, nice. stephen is the one hois pulling the strings.ht, that's right. thank you for being here. >> thank you. it's a pleasure. >> stephen: you exude art.

>> stephen: you really do. right now-- >> nobody said that to me stephen: if you weren't an actor, you'd be like a musketeer or something. ( laughter ) you've got such a debonair look going on tonight. that's not even a real tie. that's a into a tie. it is! >> i did, actually. i didn't have a tie. i was thinking what could i wear tonight? i said this thisyou make it work, damn it. >> you would make that work. it basically looks the same. if you didn't point it out. >> stephen: wait, do we look the same? no, we do not look the same. no.one of us is cast as zoro, and it ain't me, buddy. >> it ain't me, either. >> stephen: totally. you totally could. >> dalai, as stephen: rhinoceros. fantastic. it's natural for you to play an artist, because you're an artist know you as the

"pianist" and other things but you're a painter. i have some of your stuff right here. >> you do. knock-offs of my art. >> stephen: there's another one. you did this one in a burger joint, i think. >> that's a mushroom cheese burg wer extra cheese and grilled stephen: you've had showings. do you sell your stuff? >> yeah, i sell some work. i mean the beauty of it is it affords me-- not affords mefords me the creative autonomy they strive for, and-- and with regards to being artistic and creative, i think everything that we do should have a certain artistry in it. like, everything that you do is your art, right? and as you-- as you entertain people regularly, it's all-- it's all: we do our best. >> well -- >> we do our best. >> as do i. as do i. ( applause ) that's all we can do. >> stephen: i also attempt to

>> you can turn that into art as well. >> stephen: your dad's an artist, too, right? >> my dad's the real talent. >> stephen: is there a >> no, because he's not competitive. he's, like, the most supportive, wonderful human being. >> stephen: how about you? are you competitive? >> i'm veryt i don't need to compete. he's definitely the more talented one. my dad-- i grew up with forgeries of great masters ofn my wall. >> stephen: is that how he put you through school, forgeries? that's a good story! that's a good story. >> i wish he did. >> stephen: that would be for that. >> stephen: that would be a good part for you to play. you could play your own dad. movie. >> that would be a surreal: it would. speak of surreal movies, this movie, "backtrack," you play a therapist-- i hope i'm not giving anything away-- who clients-- stop me if i'm giving anything away-- >> yes. >> stephen: that's the point of departure for the film.

>> yes. >> stephen: have you ever seen a ghost? >> i don't know if we see them, but i think i've-- i've encountered thelaughter ) right? i feel like-- they're more of a vibe than an actually, "that's aen: you encountered the vibe. you're describe a jazz ghost if you're encountering the vibe. >> my ghosts play those smoke instruments like the: you play that thing long enough, you will see all kinds of things. >> we've got a few of those up at the house, so we see goaftz : do you play an instrument? >> i do. i sequence music. >> stephen, of course, you played in the "pianist. play for that. >> stephen: you did not play before that part! get out of town! >> i can't read music. >> stephen: you are the best faker ever! honest to god! >> i'm a>> stephen: i know that's what

i know acting is just like pro faking. kind of, right? >> you have to believe-- if youy faking it. if you can believe and if you can do enough-- i'll tell you the secret. >> stephen: tell me the se that research is. so i -- >> oh, you believe it. >> you believe, and that's where the research comes in. that's where if you devote enough time to it, whereas i didn't-- i didn't read music, enough time isolated and playing piano that i learned to play a good portion of chopan, and i was able to doe me the understanding, and the understanding, the connection to the music. and then i'm able to believe myself as that person. >> stephen: have you ever done actor for a part where you've really done your craft and gotten yourself into the mind of that person and what they did for a living, and gone, "oh, i've wasted my life.ne this?" ( laughter ) do you know what i mean? "i should have done this." >> i tortured myself many times.

some people are just great actoall that work. they're great fakeers, but i can't fake-- i can't do that. >> stephen: you have to do-- >> i have to kind of get to a don't feel like i believe it, then why should i expect you to believe it, right? >> stephen: that's nice that's nice. i do enormous amounts of show. >> you do. >> stephen: yeah. >> i'm sure you have a team of people that help you. >> stephen: i do it all by myself, all by myself. >> you're a great actor., thank you very much, thank you very much. you're also-- you're also known-- you've gotten into social media recently. you became a hit a few years ago "brody quest." you had nothing to do with it. let's show the people-- >> how do you know i had nothing to do with it.ave anything to do with what i'm about to show the people. >> no you assumed. >> stephen: i did my research into the character that knew about you. we're talking about, jim. now, believe it or not-- >> i need that --

10 hours of this on( laughter ) it's absolutely mesmerizing. you joined in-- i joined in in yourself into the world of social media. last year you took this picture of yourself and your dog right there. okay. then the world helped you by own dog's body behind you over here. and then you got turned into enjoy-- do you enjoy seeing yourself manipulated and turned into a meme online? >> if that's the extent of the manipulation, i enjoy it, yeah. you know, it's -- >> not so much the fanou having a romantic relationship with a predator? >> is that out there? >> stephen: it will be tomorrow. >> definitely, definitely. t would have been the sequel i wanted to see, right? >> stephen: well, how much-- how much research did you do into killing aliens for "they did you have to get into that? >> you do military training. you have to have an

with a weapon. i was operating anen: you have an answer for everything. >> no oop it's a necessity. i can't operate a fully automatic machine gun if i have never used it and cannot do it with my eyes closed which a >> and you got jacked for it. you lost all the wait waet for things like "the piano." and you got jacked for that. are you >> i'm definitely not in mid-jack mode. i'm in artist mode. i'm, like, the starving artist. i'm hope painting. i took much of this year off from acting, paint. and i've been home painting and forgetting to eat, and very, very sincerely inspired by that. e you have a wonderful life? >> it's not bad. >> stephen: lovely. well, thank you for sharing with us. >> thank you. >> stephen: for eight minutes out here. thank you, adrien. lovely to have you.n theaters and on demand this friday. we'll be right back.

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everybody. my next guest is now starring ( band playing ) in season six of "walking dead." >> they know we're in here now. up. it's going to be here any minute. come

( applause ) >> awesome! >> stephen: aren't they great? lovely,that is absolutely stunning dress. >> thank you! >> stephen: how beautiful. >> thank you so much. >> stephen: thank you for being here. >> thank you for having me. >> stephen: you have a very interesting c.v.. iowa but then raised in zimbabwe. >> indeed. >> stephen: you were having to survive a zombie apocalypse would you rather do it in iowa or zim zimbabwe? >> that's a good question. where i was born was such a tiny town, i think that might be my better bet, honestly. >> yeah, a lot of corn. i could hide in the corn stalks, you know,. >> stephen: that's true. >> i'd probably fare pretty well.

a corn silo and there are no windows. >> that is true. >> stephen: after having done the so for so many years, do you run through the fantasy what is the ultimate zombie-proof >> it's an island, right! >> stephen: yeah, but they can't walk underwater. they can't go underwater. >> you get there, you clear it chill. i figure out how to sustain means. >> stephen: i have to write this down. >> write it down, man!n expert right here. obviously, you'd want one of these, too. you would want that sword righteah, yeah. she's pretty. >> stephen: where did you get your catana skills? >> i had to obtain them. and it's a constant journey, got the job. >> stephen: do you ever wish huone of those just walking around in new york? >> you know, there are those moments. but, you know, you just can't use it legally, the tricky part. >> stephen: they frown on that. >> get past that.

the show is that as people have yourself have said, it's not really about a zombie apocalypse. it's about the human condition with a backdrop of a zombieeah, yeah. >> stephen: why do you think zombie apocalypses apocalypses are such popular backdrops now? what do you think that says about the human condition that the idea that your friends could moment and you have to kill them slike, a popular thing in our culture right now? >> you know, there's a way you could go on about the fact that the termt means sometimes has to do with societal conditioning. are we zombies at times. are we being conventional in how we respond tosing our own minds. am i going too far with this. >> stephen: no, no, not at all. you're going just far enough. >> you're making me goe meeg go in! but the idea of seeing people actually lose their consciousness, their minds, but still functioning actually kind

parallels how we can function in society at times. maybe that is something sparking an idea in people's minds as they watch the show. >> stephen: you are blowing my mind? >> am i?phen: you are, you're blowing my mind. that's beautiful. i love it! there is someone watching right now who just started their senior thesis based on what you just said. you're a very impressivet only are you well-respected actor on a very popular show, but you also have two plays running in new york right now. you can "eclipsed" on and you have "familiar" at playwright's horizons. now, these-- how does it feel to have two plays running in new york at the same time? >> it's pretty surreal. i mean, i'm pretty overwhelmed. was in that play, i was in "eclipsed," and "familiar" was running three streets away at the same time, and it just-- it hit me how special this moment is.ds come into town and say, "we'd love to

which one do you tell them to go see gii tell them they are both >> stephen: love them equally. >> i love them equally so please try to see both. >> stephen: this one, actually, is about people from united states. >> yes. >> stephen: in this case minnesota, right? >> uh-huh. >> stephen: is it in any way based on your experience as a child and your family. >> it's deeply inspired by mywas at a wedding some years ago, and i couldn't-- i couldn't not do it. i was like eoh, my god. my people, my people. i gotta write about it.o they feel about it, though? cothey see the play and say, "hey, i said that to you two years ago." do they see themselves in this? yet. only my sister has seen it. my parents and the rest of my family will see it this time around. the question is still outstand agz to how they will they will just enjoy the play and feel flattered? ( laughter ) that they're being reflected?

the laughs. >> stephen: right. >> "eclipsed" is about women in the liberian civil war during the rule of charles taylor. >> right. >> stephen: a very serious's an all-african american production? not only the cast but, like, also the people mounting the production. that's a very significant thing to do on the great white way. >> right! yes spp splashing a little color on the great white way. the beauty of this is it came together-- five women are the cast and they are all african,one is haitian, and the rest are from the continent. and then there's an african, swrib bawb wayan playwrightle director. that's the unusual director. there have been plays in the past with all-women casts and playwrights but not with a

combination of lisa tommyyself writing it, that's kind of thing that's really special about it. >> stephen: when this is eventually made into a hollywood movie, what white man would you like to play the lead.tephen: me! it's a deal! >> awesome! awesome "p." >>d" and "familiar" are now playing on and off broadway. danai gurira, everybody! we'll be right back. nging] oh no, the car! told ya somebody should've waited in the car. it says there's a black car three minutes away! i'm not taking one of those. that one! they gave authorities the slip, in a prius. most-wanted men in the world are stealing our hearts. is that us? i think that's us! public support is at a fever pitch. what started as an amateur heist one does have to wonder, how long can this chase go on? look, we're trending! let me see that. we're famous!s go places.

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( band playing ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my next guest is a professor of physics and mathematics at columbia university, a bestselling author, and an all-around smarty pants.to tell us about the discovery of gravitational waves and why it's a huge deal. please welcome our friend, brian gr here. you're codirector of columbia's institute for strings, cosmology, and astroparticle >> stephen: that's a pretty

since last we were together, scientists detected gravitational waves. i understand this is something einstein >> yes. >> stephen: how long ago? >> 100 years ago this year, in 1916. this is a huge discovery, not only confirming einstein's ideas but opening a whole new way ofniverse. >> stephen: does he seem even smarter now than he used to seem? >> he's, like, so up there, that there is no getting smarter. it's liker north than the north pole. >> stephen: the scientists are still doing his homework from 100 years ago ( laughter ). >> yeah, he has given us any that we have been pursuing, yeah, for 100 years. everything that i've done in my own career really has, in some sense, been trying to push forward on the path that he what is a gravitational wave, and why does it change everything? >> so air, gravitational wave is actually a ripple in the fabric

a pond, the water ripples. now, this is a ripple, but not with water. it's in space: you are blowing my mind again. ( laughter ) so what are we look at here? >> this is einstein's generaliscovered in 1915, a year earlier, and the key idea is he found gravity comes from the warps and curves in the warps the space and keeps the earth in orbit. >> stephen: like a bowling ball on a trampoline. >> trampoline, exactly right. what happened is, this ist just stop. he keeps going, and a year later he realizes if space is like a trampoline, then imagine kids running around on ae going to send ripples on the surface. so he says the same should be true of the fabric of space. if you've qot two rapidly orbiting stars, neutron stars or black holes, his maththat they will generate a steady march of ripples in the fabric

those are gravitational waves that he predicted been detected. >> yes. allowed us to do that? >> yeah, so his math also shows, as we go on from here to the shows as a gravitational wave ripples by anything, it will stretch it and compress it. you see it happening--arth. >> like the earth right here. >> stephen: because we're a part of the fabric of space time you and me and the earth is stretching and compressing, along with the rippling of space exactly right. the one thing, is this is exaggerate gld i hope so. >> a little bit. >> stephen: i hope so, i hope so. >> the ripples would actually cause the earth to stretch andss than an atomic diameter. >> stephen: how do you-- how do you measure that? >> how do you measure that? >> stephen: yes. >> yeah. ( laughter ). >> yeah, that's what people-- thousands of scientists have

researchers, ligo, laser interferometer gravitational wave observatory, just two weeks ago they announced the firstse gravitational waves using a spectacular piece of equipment. there are actually two of them, one in louisiana and the energy washington state. >> stephen: and i understand this involves lasers. >> we slailgt model version of it here if you want to check it out. in this device here-- in fact if we bring the lights down, it will be easier to laser, right here, that's sending out a beam that this device here splits into two. and you can see they go that direction toward the right, our upstage over here. >> stephen: at what point do i put on the pink floyd? >> let's do it now! >> stephen: another all right. >> so in the real mirror that's two and a half miles away. >> stephen: like a two-and-a-half-mile pipe or something? >> a evacuated pipe, exactly.

recombines, like commingles, and when thate a very interesting pattern. i don't know if you can see tright here. >> stephen: there it is. there is an idea of the pattern. >> you have bright areas. that's where the two beams are work together. the dark beams are cancelling each other out. and that interference pattern is absolutely key. now, let me just show you, so ifse beams right here, you see how the interference pattern goes away. they're no longer commingling. if i release it, now you see that they are working together to create that pattern. >> but the key thing is this pattern is highly dependent on the distance that the laser beam gravitational wave rolls by and stretches one distance relative to another -- >> even just the distance of, like, the-- not the diameter of hat's right. that's why this is such an amazing piece of equipment, the real one, of course, that's out there. this is just a mod glel any movement in this beam makes that>> obviously we can't do it here

we can try it, if you're up to to, an experiment with sound >> stephen: just yell at it? >> we'll see if it shifts. >> stephen: science! science! >> well done, well done.lause ). >> stephen: so, what can we do? now that we know the gravitational waves are bending, how can it let us see the universe in a different way? >> you know light can be blocked, right? if i cover my face you don't see me any longer. >> stephen: that's veryg. meas plooez don't do that. >> can't block gravity, which means gravity can go into places in the universe that light cannot penetrate. >> stephen: what! >> yeah. how do you block gravity? feels the earth's gravity no matter where you go. using the gravitational suffer fases we may be able to study how black holes combine and to study the big bang itself. >> stephen: the same way you

of the earth are you can ease a seismograph to echo map the inside of theelp us map things we can't see? >> that's exactly right. the device is only sensitive to waves the gravity. it's shielded from ordinaryces. >> stephen: wow. >> and in fact, you can actually in in some sense hear the gravitational waves. they vibrate at a frequency that if you turn it into sound, the human airphen: so literally, these waves can be turned into sound. >> they can. and these are the most spectacular sounds from the standpoint of they herald ar understand, of the universe. >> stephen: another so i understand you brought one of these sounds with you. >> yeah, yeah, i did. >> stephen:s and this the sound of what? what are we listening to? >> this is the sound of two black holestephen: this is actually a computer rendering of gravitational waves into sounds. >> this is a sim lairkz but the data agrees with the simulati: this is what it would sound like.

>> stephen: drum roll please.od bugs bunny? what is that? >> big things come in little packages. those sounds are really usrse that we have no other way of discerning. those kinds of sounds are the future of studying the cosmos. >> stephen: well, thank you for bringing us the future brian greene, what a pleasure. ( cheers and applause ) gravity waves. science!

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